Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Slow Grind

It is an era of hyper-instant-gratification. Technology has erased all my friends phone numbers from my head. WTF? I used to know them by heart. In fact, my friends use to ask me for their numbers when they were drunk. Now...it's different. Everything has sped up. Language is getting chopped into acronyms because we are too lazy to spell. I remember rotary phones. And I could probably send out 3 texts in the time that it takes the rotary dial to duh,duh,duh,duh,duh back from the number 9. But have things improved with the speed of technology? The answer is, pardon my french...fuck no they haven't. To quote Louis CK, the comedian, "Everything is amazing and nobody's happy."

So...
If you are like me and prefer quality to quantity, then this song is for you.
Because good things take time. So have patience with your Slow Grind...in this amazing era.
And good luck!


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Uncle Samurai

Monday, January 10, 2011

Spandex Cycle Girls mp3


Respect and praises to all the ladies who ride. Everybody could use a theme song now and then...

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Wired for Distraction: High+Tech=Dumb

"Students have always faced distractions and time-wasters. But computers and cellphones, and the constant stream of stimuli they offer, pose a profound new challenge to focusing and learning...Article

This is an excerpt from an article that seems to be way more popular than I ever expected.
Who would have deemed technology as a backward step in intellectual behavior? But the evidence is clear. Technology is dumbing us down. It seems that our cognitive memory needs more time to store information than high-tech gadgets are allowing us. The problem seems to be attention span deficit. Multi-tasking is a convenient way for us to feel like we are doing a lot at once, but the long term effect is already starting to show. There are a few signs that are undeniable.
-The unusual amount of people weaving in traffic, while texting. This makes it more difficult to tell who is actually driving under the influence.
-Without the use of your phone, recite 3-5 of your best friends phone numbers. From memory.
-Try using a paper map to navigate your driving.
-Spelling, grammar and punctuation from speed typing and texting.

These signs might not seem problematic now, but the long term effect will show in the next 20 years. People are so busy minded with technology, that we depend on it like a mental crutch. If this crutch ever disappears...we will be forced to learn all over again the old fashion way. And that might not be such a bad idea

Your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

Thursday, November 4, 2010

For The Conquering



Happiness