The ballad of: Frothy The No-Man

Rick Santorum Sex Change Rumor: Was he a Hermaphrodite?

There is a rumor that just started that Senator Rick Santorum had a sex change. I wonder if that's true. New gossip is saying that he use to be a hermaphrodite and decided to go with one set of genitalia, finally. I just wonder if there is any confirmation that this information is true. Or if it is just some sort of political scandal and or propaganda add by Romney or Gingrich. And does it mean he will finally be a woman? And how many women will be upset by this news?

Anyone know?

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Uncle Samurai

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Rick Santorum: Frothy The No Man

I may be right or wrong but I think

Frothy the No Man says NO to:

gambling

contraception

gutter politics

common sense

freedom of rational thought

premarital sex

Obama's creation of 240 million jobs

woman's rights

evolution and the science that explains it

fossils

pornography

Romney

Obama

Gingrich

African/Americans

Mexicans/Americans

Chinese/Americans

Japanese/Americans

Arab/Americans

Irish/Americans

French/Americans

German/Americans

Australian/Americans

American people who think for a living

women's opinions

any religion not christian

green energy

electricity

houses/apts

craigslist

kangaroos

professional sports

firemen

the US Military

musicians

music

poetry

LGBT/Americans

foreigners

global climate change

puppies

kittens

voting

old people

young people

I'm sure the list goes on and on.

And by using this Santorum based process of elimination, all that is left as a result...

is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter.

And that is not very American. Not at all.

Not even to decent American Christians.

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Google Santorum for Frothy Mixture of Lube and Fecal Matter results

I really can't add anything to this fact. Because it is simply a fact. The top result search for google searching Santorum, as in Rick Santorum, the GOP presidential candidate is this:

santorum (san-TOR-um) n.

1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter

that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Google never lies.

All I can really say is that back in 2003 during a 6 month trip to England, I remember having to explain our country's reasons for electing GW Bush over and over. That in itself was a mind bending and shameful task. But, if Rick Santorum gets elected as our Prez, I will have no other choice but to say that our right wing republicans are REALLY into some dirty messy anal sex. Google it yourself!

I'm not sure what the reaction will be from people abroad, or how many people approve a president of the USA with these moral standards, but I can be certain of one thing: Right-wing Christian virginity shall always remain in tact as long as it is addressed with Santorum decorum. I can only assume a sponsorship from the Depends diaper company is behind his push for election.

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