Remember, remember this coming September
to vote on the weed...Oh I mean in November!
Which means xmas shopping this coming December
will be twice as fun for you costco club members
Zig zags will come in construction sheet rolls
dispensers will drop like those olde english scrolls
as we drive home like robin hood smiling with ease
with pounds of Old Sherwood in our SUV's
Prisons will empty like import car barges
can't hold a dealer if we drop the charges
Macy's will hire these folks without fail
to market their upcoming Green Flower Sale
Remember that old alcohol prohibition
revoked by the people that owned ammunition
we pot smokers waited with patience and pride
we would never use guns or the voice that's inside
Trips to the store will be more fun than ever
I'm not being sarcastic witty or clever
shopping is great when you get what you need
but have you tried your sunday shopping on weed?
I'm shocked that department stores aren't chiming in
consumers with credit cards shop with a grin
and if your store aint selling chronic my friend
the chances are slim... that I'm coming in
Smoke it for peace, smoke it for war
and if you forget what you're smokin it for
Think about bees and how they make honey
votin for weed is like votin for money
Who put the cookie in the cookie club
the same genius who was rollin a bud
back in the 80's when you said it's crazy
to waste your time smokin so you could be lazy
and oh my gawd... do you know what they did?
with out that pharmaceutical hocus pocus
weed gave them 8 hours of Jedi focus
So remember remember this coming September
add a reminder to vote this November
I won't need to kill a pine tree this December
that green and red plant will keep growing forever...
your friendly cyberhood
unclesamurai
