Friday, June 18, 2010


Musashi Trio
July 1st Birthday Bash for Cancers!
Cafe Van Kleef

1621 Telegraph Avenue
Oakland, CA 94612-2113
(510) 763-7711

Musashi "Moose" Lethridge, a musician guitar hero of the greater Sf bay area will perform in celebration of not only his birthday( which is July 3rd ), but EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY birthday that happens to fall in the astrological sign of Cancer. That coincidentally means his ENTIRE BAND! This should be a night to remember. Unless you are SO effin drunk you forget. If you decide to stay home, DO NOT TELL US! You might already know that Cancers are SO frikken emotionally sensitive that it may be detrimental to the actual celebration!
But if YOU, yourself are a Cancer....or KNOW A FEW Cancers...tell them to come on down to Van Kleef.
I will ask the bartenders there, personally, to make sure you get the drinks you pay for. And maybe...JUST MAYBE...some generous rich bastard will buy us all a round! And if that happens...even I, a person who doesn't even really like alcohol, will toss back a shot of Sauza Tequilla!

See ya there!

(Now reread this to a friend out loud in a Scottish accent and find out how funny you are)

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Lightning Strikes Twice

1-Lightning Strikes Jesus Statue in Ohio

2-Fire Temporarily Interrupts Oil Containment in Gulf ( Oil ship was struck by lightning)

It doesn't take anything less than a miracle of theological comedic genius to restore my faith in things...proof that there is a higher sense of humor up there.

there will be music coming your way soon.

I guarantee it.

your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai