Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bush Leaves Bruises On Uncle Sam's Economy

Bail! Bail! Bail! S.O.S.! S.O.S.!
It seems that the soon to be ex president of the United States of America is leaving us with a hand full of ideas to patch up the mess. None of which can be found in his tone of speaking. He just doesn't know how to SOUND like he gives a damn. And that will be his legacy, unfortunately.

Meanwhile, there is hope on the horizon. It glistens and shines like gold. This shimmering light and beacon of hope is so close that we can almost reach out and touch it. Just one more week! When we get to that gold, we're going to have to dust off 8 years of bullshit first. Then figure out who gets to divide it up. Then hope it's one of us who gets some. 

The other good thing about Bush leaving, is that, people all over the world are going to trust us a little more. Which means it's time to travel. Word has spread about the brand new hospitality factor for Americans. With Bush gone, finally. That man has left this country in a tight spot.

Here's a tune called Too Tight by Peg Leg Howell. 
Hmmm, I wonder if Bush got HIS other leg, too...

your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

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