Sunday, October 12, 2008

In case you didn't realize #1

A message to the suicide bomber/terrorist folks who are being lured into this false sense of theological security by their so called leaders.
(We have some similar issues here in the States)
I have been hearing for years that some of these boys, who should be in college, are promised 72 virgins in the after life forever...
Ok...I hate to break it to you now...and I can't for the life of me figure out why NO ONE has bothered to inform you, but, uh....IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE...after having sex with the 72nd virgin...you will be surrounded by 72 clingy, emotionally attached , never able to stop talking, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY, NON-virgin women...FOREVER in what was SUPPOSED to be heaven...

But if you actually go to college and act your age, you will be surrounded by at least 72 virgins a day.
AND
You can also just move to Utah and become a Mormon. And have 7 or 2 virgins....

I think it's a better alternative to what these college kids are doing now.
C' mon...they're COLLEGE AGED boys...they could go through 72 virgins in the time it takes to complete one year of study...

This message brought to you by the United Negro/Japanese Coalition for
Better and Improved Sexual Relations with the Opposite Sex.

U.N.J.C.B.I.S.R.O.S. is also todays word jumble. How many words can you come up with?

Have a nice day and night...
your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

2 comments:

Paula said...

LOL... and true. But I think there would be a lot more depth to what their (Suicide bombers) doing.And what about the female suicide bombers??!! ... I think too much.

Uncle Samurai said...

I don't think there is that much depth to anyone blowing themselves up for religion...ANY religion.
ANY cause, or ANY reason if it means killing other people in the process. In fact I think the shallower the anti reason, the better. As far as the female bombers, as soon as the men stop, they will too...they HAVE to follow the men's lead in their way....