Rick Santorum: Frothy The No Man

I may be right or wrong but I think

Frothy the No Man says NO to:

gambling

contraception

gutter politics

common sense

freedom of rational thought

premarital sex

Obama's creation of 240 million jobs

woman's rights

evolution and the science that explains it

fossils

pornography

Romney

Obama

Gingrich

African/Americans

Mexicans/Americans

Chinese/Americans

Japanese/Americans

Arab/Americans

Irish/Americans

French/Americans

German/Americans

Australian/Americans

American people who think for a living

women's opinions

any religion not christian

green energy

electricity

houses/apts

craigslist

kangaroos

professional sports

firemen

the US Military

musicians

music

poetry

LGBT/Americans

foreigners

global climate change

puppies

kittens

voting

old people

young people

I'm sure the list goes on and on.

And by using this Santorum based process of elimination, all that is left as a result...

is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter.

And that is not very American. Not at all.

Not even to decent American Christians.

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