Friday, September 5, 2008

Palintology #1

I pledge allegiance to this flag
because it's holding in my disgusting rolling flabbiness.
And to this flabbiness in which I am,
one lipstick wearing, gun toting, female k9 impersonator
with out a clue for what human decency is, representing all
flat bootied republican bimbos with the ability and talent
to use their index fingers as a means to take lives.

What's the difference between this hockey mom and a pitbull?

I'd feed a pitbull...


Saucy Broad said...
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Saucy Broad said...

Yay! I almost feel inspired to write a new number to Candye Kane's "White Trash Girl". I am wondering where the box wine and Ms. Spears are hiding?