Monday, June 30, 2008
Check this out...
I'm gonna go have a smoke...be back soon...
U.s
Friday, June 27, 2008
Useless arms
No more nuke plant towers!
No more nuke plant towers!
No more nuke plant towers!
Now all we have to do is get rid of the actual missle silo that they have and we can all relax...
And now a word from my sponsor...
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And now...back to our program....
Nukes? Nah...I got a song about arms, though...
-play me-
U.s
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The 2nd Commandm....er,um...Amendment
Americans can keep guns at home for self-defense, the Supreme Court ruled Thursday in the justices' first-ever pronouncement on the meaning of gun rights under the Second Amendment.
SO...make sure that you DO NOT DIAL the gun! And NEVER point an armed phone at somebody unless you are actually drunk dialing! Because everybody knows what this situation is like. We ALL practice for this particular moment in life, right? Next time you are face to face with a burglar, notice how calm and rational your thinking is. Feel the SLOW rate of your pulse as you look the intruder in the eyes and say,
" Sir? (because a woman burglar is pretty rare) Excuse me (click)... but I need you to put my DVD player BACK on the television...thank you. Now please sit down and be still while I call the police. Please do not try and agitate my current state of thinking. I would hate to make a boo boo in your skull. Would you like something to drink while I am on the phone with the local authorities? Pellegrino? Would you like some Tang? Do you need to use the computer? "
We Americans are prone to believing things that have been written. So we can say later on in life that IT WAS WRITTEN. Even though we do change a FEW things later.
Like the liberty and justice for all thingy...
what?....Do we HAVE to?....ok....we'll include the black people, too.
You can't mention the word 'EVERYONE' without including the black people. And then somethings stay the same. Like the right to build a church on the land you 'purchased' from....
wait a sec...
who did the first land buyer pay? THAT one I might be thinking about ALL day now. In 1776 Every thing was switched over to American owned. So how did the first house sell? Oh yeah...I forgot. It was kind of like musical chairs. Once the music stopped and the rockets stopped a flaring and the bombs discontinued the bursting in air, people just sat down as quick as they could with their guns. The segway to a proper gentrification. Guns do make good defense weapons. They create an abundant economy for WE THE PEOPLE.
Depending on WHO the offender is...
...ask him...
U.s
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Blog Poles-1
As we blog on with our lives, we tend to read a little more. We bloggers are like virtual fisherman looking for little blog poles to yank out of the inter'net'. As I read on-line articles from sfgate.com (my prime source for PC Cali material), I become more and more fascinated by the comments, rather than the articles. Here is an example of a typical norcali statement and a response. The article is about plants and the effect of global warming.
I like the sfgate.com because they have the little voting icon under each comment. It's fun.
Blogger comment:
"If temperatures rise rapidly in California this century"...hey ding dongs....temperatures have been cooling...
-thumbs up-42- thumbs down-97-
Blogger2 comment
thumbs up -70 thumbs down -24
to be continued...
U.s
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Guerrillas and Gorillas in the Congo
I was listening to National Public Radio this morning. A reporter was interviewing National Geographic photographers Michael Nichols and Brent Stirton . They had been down to Virunga National Park(central Africa) to get a story on the murder of 6 silver back mountain gorillas. What they discovered was...well...here are some disturbing facts :
Monday, June 23, 2008
No battery for old men
Kinda looks like he doesn't really know WHAT he's talking about, huh? It's that look I recognize, though, when somebody suggests something that might actually be absurd, or ridiculous. Like the 300 million dollar cash give away to somebody, ANYBODY, who can design the most TOTALLY AWESOME car battery, like...ever, dude. ( I wouldn't be able to make this stuff up if I tried )
I guess if greed can get us into some economic trouble...then greed should be able to get us out? I dunno. It looks like we have a guy that might want to invest in an iron-man battery for himself, before he gets all worked up about the auto industry. Maybe that's what he's after. MAYBE he wants a car battery that works as good as the viagra he's taking. Maybe he wants to save us all from auto impotence. Maybe I'm just trying to make myself laugh at the whole thing the way we bloggers do. Either way...compared to Old McCainer here...
...it looks like... well...just look...
Have a good day...
And now...republicans and hookers...
U.s
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Comment on my comment on my comment on my comment....
I wake up and immediately go get coffee. It's gotta be that way or I cannot deal with the pace of things very well. People move pretty fast these days. Most everything is computer assisted. And the high speed of internet service may have provided us with an involuntary momentum factor we rarely notice. That's right...I'll blame computers.
Whatever...
Either way...coffee first.
The worse people can put down an issue the better. If there's an article about someone being arrested...then the comments are usually saying "burn, hang, or shoot" as SOON as possible. If you comment with something that is wishy washy...the comment sharks turn on you for a feeding frenzy. There is blood in these virtual waters.
I bet psychologists and therapists are losing money here. People are allowing themselves to vent on their own for free. And it's a free for all, too. On the sfgate.com site, they have a thumbs up or down voting icon you can select for each commentator. And if YOU are leaving a comment you can select a vote for your self. JUST ONE. No more. I remember leaving a comment that was pretty neutral. I come back and find 39 or so thumbs down on my comment. And like 6 thumbs up. Which means my personal opinion has been divided into two groups. It's crazy, man. I can't get enough, it seems. The meaner and nastier you are....the more thumbs up votes you get.
(sigh)
I might do another experiment.... I'm gonna log on with a puppy as my icon and say nice things only. I bet I get kicked off the commentary page!
I bet I win a pulitzer with latter choice...
I'm definitely proud to be one. I'm a blues guitarist...how more American can ya get?
U.s
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Uncle Samurai?
My true uncle samurai Kusunoki Masashige... (last name first)
A poem:
I could not return, I presume
So I will keep my name
Among those who are dead with bows.
This poem was written 12 years after Masashiges death, by his son.
After the Meiji Restoration,
when a new government was searching for a way to reconcile Japan's samurai past with her Imperial present, Kusunoki Masashige came to the fore. A samurai loyal to the emperor, even to his certain death, was a valuable symbol, and much exploited during the era of Japanese Imperialism.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
How...kimmosabe...how...
-article-
*-Indians is now PC because it implies that Christopher Columbus had no idea where the hell he was
Saturday, June 14, 2008
A catch...
and we saw a little fishy...
Turned out to be my niece...
...it was Aria not Nemo
Friday, June 13, 2008
A universal remedy with no solution...
I looked around at all the different 'clics', groups and social classes and realized that I would be a part of something that connected them all. A bonding agent that has always been categorized as a universal language :Yes, the music. So I signed up for classical guitar class. In fact about 5 or 6 of us did, and we reported to the old A building on the north west side of campus. It was an early class. About 8:30am. To us, a descript motley crew of young teenage metal heads, music class was still a class and our rebel attitude preceeded us. To conform. To participate with the other 'normal' kids. A sacrilegious social endeavor that made us cringe in our shredded jeans and rock and roll t-shirts. Except we were wrong.
The teacher gave us a choice. He said that if we wanted to be a part of the class we could. But that if we just wanted to check out a few guitars and go play them at the top of the stairwell...that would be fine. So we chose the latter. And that's how we started our mornings for a semester. It was an option that made everyone happy. I mean, looking back, I don't think ANYONE would have learned anything if we had been forced to actually participate with the other students...
I mean...look at us...
(http://truepunkmetal.blogspot.com/2007/05/sacrilege-demo-1985.html)
That's me on the far right with the headband.
Anyway...I'm glad I chose music.
It is a universal remedy with no solution.
Check out this article : http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/06/PKKO10UG7L.DTL&type=music
In a different way, I'm sure that bassist feels good about her choice, too.
U.s