Po'tree: Remember, Remember To Vote In November...(the WEED Man, the WEED!

Remember, remember this coming September

to vote on the weed...Oh I mean in November!

Which means xmas shopping this coming December

will be twice as fun for you costco club members

Zig zags will come in construction sheet rolls

dispensers will drop like those olde english scrolls

as we drive home like robin hood smiling with ease

with pounds of Old Sherwood in our SUV's

Prisons will empty like import car barges

can't hold a dealer if we drop the charges

Macy's will hire these folks without fail

to market their upcoming Green Flower Sale

Remember that old alcohol prohibition

revoked by the people that owned ammunition

we pot smokers waited with patience and pride

we would never use guns or the voice that's inside

Trips to the store will be more fun than ever

I'm not being sarcastic witty or clever

shopping is great when you get what you need

but have you tried your sunday shopping on weed?

I'm shocked that department stores aren't chiming in

consumers with credit cards shop with a grin

and if your store aint selling chronic my friend

the chances are slim... that I'm coming in

Smoke it for peace, smoke it for war

and if you forget what you're smokin it for

Think about bees and how they make honey

votin for weed is like votin for money

Who put the cookie in the cookie club

the same genius who was rollin a bud

back in the 80's when you said it's crazy

to waste your time smokin so you could be lazy

They gave a cookie to some ADD kids

and oh my gawd... do you know what they did?

with out that pharmaceutical hocus pocus

weed gave them 8 hours of Jedi focus

So remember remember this coming September

add a reminder to vote this November

I won't need to kill a pine tree this December

that green and red plant will keep growing forever...

your friendly cyberhood

unclesamurai