Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Water crisis?

The way is the path, right? The path is the way. Correct?
How does one go about finding the right path, or way? Is there a secret? The secrets are usually oriental, celtic, hebrew, indigenous, ye old way, etc... and then sometimes they are not, right?
Well...then how come every time I hear some American try to tell me about this just sounds like a bunch of hippy crap?

I begin to wonder how much I missed just trying to run away from the patchoulie!
Save the trees, the polar bears, the rivers, the salmon, the smelt, the bees...yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. Right? You know what I mean? When you're walkin' down the street, mindin' yer own business, and somebody with a clip board tries to get you to stop and sign something for the environment. And now everybody has agreed to save the banks.
Hold on a sweet, hot minute, there.
How in the hell did the banks just cut in line like that?
Are we supposed to multi task this one?!
(We probably are and I'm going to be embarrassed later)

Let's get a jump on the water crisis before it becomes one.

My advice on the water shortage :
1-Get the banks to pay for the following steps.
2-Gather the stoners together en masse.The way to gather the stoners is to simply say,
" more water, no more weed...what are we gonna do?"
3-Select the thick eye glass toting, pony tail wearing, trench coat and Isotoner glove sporting
hackers out of the large group of concerned citizens to come up with a plan or two!
4-Wait for's gonna take them at least 3 to 4 days to wait for insperatu. Then...
5-Rebuild the water ducts to these new specs.
6-Have a Peace Pipe Line day. (Maybe instead of thanksgiving.)

Then come up with a way to do that in the middle east, Africa, Australia, etc...
Because their life seems to already look like a water crisis.
Just thinkin' on line, here...
your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

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