Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Monday, August 29, 2011

Po' tree: Rekindled

She left her heart on a sleeve somewhere
In a house full of mirrors with gold ladened stairs
No police reports filed just conventional grief
And that elegant loathing of new disbelief

Is it pain that keeps teaching the lessons we learn
In a world just as hot as the coal we have burned
As she sees herself passing in honest reflection
The bar window glass housing all introspection

Regrets can seem cheap and a waste of your time
If life is a lemon then squeeze out that lime
And drink to your future in good moderation
But don't stay too long at the old thinking station

Money and paper are both made of trees
That she swings from each day on the value trapeze
Making ends meet just enough for the soul
Is not complicated and never grows old

She tucks a large bill in a homeless mans hand
As she walks away hoping he might understand
That a gift from the heart saves a mind lost in grief
Yes it works for the giver and those who receive

At home she is greeted by mans best friend
Her smile gets that tail up and wagging again
No comparison there to a pets loyalty
A companion with nothing but pure honesty

Each wag of that tail might be counting the loss
Of the life she just left and intentionally tossed
No more lies and false greed, no more cold hearted stares
From that cruel mindless self centered rich millionaire

And the words from her childhood echo so clearly
Once told by her grandmother spoken so dearly
"A rich man will own any poor girl who's willing
To trade her own soul for the heart that he's killing"

But gone is that sweater she clung to in grief
And the years that she spent with her heart on his sleeve
The mind is a spark and the soul is the flame
and your life is rekindled again just the same

Your friendly Cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Po'tree: Impossible...

In our hearts beat the rhythm of infinite dreams
In our souls we need not know what this means
Faith is the compass that wakes us tomorrow
Time is the essence of all things we borrow

I like to lean with a smile to tease gravity
Everything we do means the world to me
Through out our own lives we may see why we live
The reason we're here is our reason to give

Those who make haste to control other's dreams
Lose the meaning of hope and destroy everything
The heaven they've made with their insecure minds
Will be void of their soul like a light to the blind

Karma and justice divided by grief
Subtracted by moments of pure disbelief
All tell a tale that we find so endearing
When we take the time to confront what we're fearing

Negative news is abusive and crass
It manifests future events from the past
Focused on this type of sincerity
Brings out the worst of our humanity

Truth is a razor, a shield and a cup
It cuts and protects and might swallow you up
A day without truth is a child with no smile
I can live with your lies but I'd drown in denial

For every lost heart there's a family of dreams
For every cruel act there's an ocean of streams
For every lost moment that echos with pain
There's a chance of pure hope to remind you again

It is impossible for all to be lost...

your friendly cyberhood
Uncle Samurai

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The next level of Haiku poetry: Edition #1

As a Black and Japanese person, I thought it would be fitting to revisit an old folklore tradition called "yo mama caps", (which was very popular among Black youths in my school days) and blend it with a Japanese poem format called Haiku.


"Yo mama caps" as I remember, was (and still is) the art of creating an imaginary mother of a friendly foe and manifesting insult, within an improv theme. Often done near a small audience of friends and/or acquaintances acting as a judiciary panel for deemed scoring ability. Shouts of "oooh shiiiiiiiiit!" and " Daaayuuuum!" were the equivalent of scored points in a match.

Popularized as a "one liner delivery" form, I though it would be a challenge to consolidate this "street thespianism" into Haiku format.


Haiku format, as you may know has 3 lines only.

The 1st and 3rd lines of poem must be 5 syllables. The 2nd line must be 7.

Some find Haiku poetry extremely challenging. Some do not.

As it turns out...I have a natural gift for this new hybrid art from which I have dubbed:

"Haiku Yo Mama-san"

I hope you enjoy this collection of works as much as I did creating it.


Your mom is so fat

she went outside today

The whole earth stood still


Your mom's so greasy

Rosie O donnel once said

she tastes like chicken


Your mom is so dumb

she could not write a haiku

and misspelled E.T.


Your mom is so poor

she used the corn on her feet

to feed you today


Your mom is so big

The Sun Belt holds up her pants

The Moon is eclipsed


Your momma's so dumb

she jumped out of a window

and fell to the sky


Your mom's so greasy

Jermaine Jackson had to say

your mom's so greasy


Your mom's retarded

She must wear a blue sticker

to think thoughts out loud


Your Mom is so large

the big bang theory still stands

right under your mom


Your mom smells so bad

I saw a skunk hold his breath

when he walked by her


Your mom drives so bad

my asian relatives say

your mom should not drive


Your mom drives so bad

I heard she failed the exam

on your new skateboard


Your mom is so fat

Greenpeace has taken the fifth

and has walked away


Your mom is so thin

she jumped into a fruit loop

and then disappeared


Stay tuned for Edition #2 of "Haiku Yo Mama-san"


Your friendly cyberhood

Uncle samurai

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Haiku Humpday For Tea Baggers

To break up the week, I have collected some Haiku poetry of mine for your viewing pleasure.

Haiku poetry is a simple format. The first line must be 5 syllables. The second line is 7 and the third line is 5.

Within this format I have written a few poems to poke fun at the tea bagger party. Also known as "extremely paranoid republicans."
Using the "fourth grade IQ" technique (which I have been developing over the years specifically for tea baggers since the age of 9), I have found a perfect harmony of comedic degradation, insult and level of intelligence to match this particular party of politicians.
I hope you enjoy this collection of works as much as I did creating it.

Your friendly cyber hood
Uncle Samurai


Sarah Palin Haiku:
You don't deserve one
You are beneath a Haiku
Let's change the subject

Haiku written for Christine "Dingbat" O'Donnell:
Tea bagging nut job
Witches are not satanic
Balls in mouth choking

George W. Bush Haiku:
You said Nuclear
But it sounds like Noo Kuh Ler
Thank god you are gone

Tina Fey Haiku:
God made you funny
Sarah Palin must hate you
Do it some more please

Pee Wee Herman Haiku:
When you skeet skeet skeet
Aim at Christine O'Donnell
Steal all her wet naps

A Haiku about Chris O'donnell and Sarah Palin in an MMA fight against Ellen Degeneres and Margaret Cho:
There was so much blood
A double death by strap on
Lesbians kick ass

A Xmas Haiku about Sarah Palin:
Santa Claus can't fly
The Reindeer refuse to work
They are scared to death

(all poems are written hypothetically and do not necessarily reflect the views and/or opinions of google)

Monday, August 9, 2010

Po'tree

Into your mind like an ADD virus
My pen bleeds ink deep into the papyrus
Causing reaction that flips the ignition
The gears grind with sparks and resets your cognition

Mentally challenged with fierce indignation
you sit and you think without much contemplation
a weakness inside that was bred in your mind
you are searching for souls that are easy to find

And what makes you tick? This convenient bright light?
that has trapped you like retarded moths in the night
as you dig through the dirt with no shovel in hand
just a keyboard, some codes and no realistic plans

There you are with hands clasped, laughing and smurking
your wormhole techniques are suspicious and lurking
the time you have spent has been worth your account
which I hear has been thoroughly scanned and checked out

GPS satellites fixed on position
owned by the folks who are here by condition
to listen and read every word that's omitted
judgements enhanced by the oath they've admitted

Some say my words are indeed inspiration
an act of pure balance to weigh out this nation
an act of defense to the pitiful face
who was on this page long enough now to be traced


Your friendly Cyberhood
Uncle Samurai