The Legend Of The Tea Party Stalker: Christine O'Donnell

Delaware's Christine O'Donnell has recently filed a complaint with Facebook for something I am not even sure about. The letter has surfaced to sources unknown and many republicans are confused.

This version of her letter was said to be a tribute by an unknown writer. It was originally in the Polish language, but later transcribed into English. The fact that it rhymes is both amazing and purely coincidental:

Dear Facebook I have a bone to pick

Someone has slandered my name and pics

I'm trying to enjoy my new victory

but it's difficult when someone's stalking me

I receive a letter in my inbox daily

it's from T.P.S. could you block her maybe?

It gives me an ache in my poor tired head

Read it yourself, this is what she said

Hi Miss O'Donnell, I think you're so nifty

you look really good, not a day over 50

congratulations girl on your huge senate win

It makes me want to touch myself again

I know for a fact that we both are not married

I'm bi curious, so this shouldn't be scary

any time I see you with a mic in your hand

I wanna be more than just facebook friends

What if that mic was a toy that you got me

and you're looking up like a well trained husky

down on your knees with a look of pure sin

with sad puppy eyes and conservative grin

I 'd love to meet you and clear up this mess

I hope that this letter does not bring you stress

let's start a new club so our friends are impressed

the Savior Alliance for Lifting my Dress

Please don't be bashful and don't think I'm crass

I heard you went down onto Dickinson's class

and came right back up with a bachelor's degree

but lost your old mortgage to IRS fees

Which just gets me hotter than teen fornication

To know that we women are strong in this nation

paid out vacations from me with libations

and we can move past all this skype masturbation

but I'll keep that pussycat right in the bag

you call me dyke and I'll call you my fag

and every long day will be ours to let drag

all your GOP friends will have reason to brag

Republican party or two party lickin'

I heard Sarah Palin still tastes like fried chicken

So please write me back and please don't abort this

I'll send it to God if you choose to ignore this

Sincerely T.P.S.

The Legend of The TEA PARTY STALKER will continue...

Your friendly cyberhood

Uncle Samurai

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